Tuesday, July 29, 2008

AP: Noise On The Side 2008


Superhero is all over the new issue of Alternative Press!

• A full page profile on THE INNOCENT (Brandan from Bleeding Through's side-project with current and former members of Bad Religion, Angels & Airwaves, No Use For A Name, Suicidal Tendencies, Infectious Grooves and The Distillers).
• A full page feature on ZAO's landmark Where Blood and Fire Bring Rest album, part of "The Class Of '98: A Look Back At 10 Albums That Shaped The Punk Of Today" (Chamberlain's The Moon My Saddle is also on the list).
• A full page To Die For Clothing ad featuring Brandan from Bleeding Through
• A full page ad for the Bullet For My Valentine / Bleeding Through tour
• A full page ad for the Orange County LISKFEST featuring Bleeding Through
• An ad for the new War Of Ages album, Arise and Conquer

And in addition to that, I contributed to the cover story, "Noise On The Side 2008," writing about side-projects from members of bands like As I Lay Dying, Killswitch Engage, Darkest Hour and Isis (Austrian Death Machine, Burn Your Wishes, Man And Wasp and MGR, respectively).

Friday, July 18, 2008

Chill Out!


With Batman on everyone's minds, I thought you all might enjoy these:

Mr. Freeze: You're not sending ME to the COOLER!

Mr. Freeze: I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.

Mr. Freeze: Tonight, hell freezes over!

Mr. Freeze: Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom.

Mr. Freeze: If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!

Mr. Freeze: Adam and Evil!

Mr. Freeze: Cool party!

Mr. Freeze: Let me guess, Plant Girl? Vine Lady? Huh? Hand over the diamond Garden Gal, or I'll turn you into mulch!

Mr. Freeze: Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.

and finally:

Mr. Freeze: Chill Out!

Now go and listen to THIS.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Movie Review: The Dark Knight


Kevin Smith called "The Dark Knight" the "Godfather II" of comic book movies and after seeing it last night, in IMAX no less, I am inclined to agree. The followup to "Batman Begins" is all I dreamed it would be and perhaps even more-so.

In no particular order, "Batman Begins," "Superman," the restored Donner cut of "Superman II," "X2: X-Men United" and most of all, "The Crow," remain my favorite superhero movies (if I had said "comic book" I'd have to include "A History Of Violence," etc.) and "The Dark Knight" rests easily up there. It may, in fact, upon repeated viewings become my favorite superhero movie ever.

Bruce Wayne: perfect. Harvey Dent: perfect. Gotham City: incredible! Batman: perfect... The stylistic nods to Frank Miller's "The Dark Knight Returns" (spoiler alert: the Concerned Citizens of Gotham directly ties in with something from that) and Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale's "The Long Halloween" and "Dark Victory" are welcome and evident without making the movie feel unoriginal.

And as for that white elephant in the room? Heath Ledger had better get at least a posthumous Oscar nomination, if not a win. He completely DISAPPEARS into The Joker: not only do you forget about his sad and unfortunate death, you forget about "Brokeback Mountain," "The Brother's Grimm," "A Knight's Tale," even "10 Things I Hate About You." His performance is flawless and beyond compare in a film filled with knockout acting from top to bottom -- even Tiny "Zeuss" Lister from the "Friday" movies shines in a small role. Heck there's even a crossover with "Spawn!" OK, sort of: Michael Jai White is a gangster.

Ledger resists the urge to chew the scenery... Yes, somehow, his portrait of an anarchistic psychotic sociopath who just "wants to watch the world burn" as Alfred puts it is sort of bizarrely restrained. I know that sounds, well, crazy, but put his Joker next to Nicholson's and it's a SERIOUS take on an often comedic character. And he's fun, he delivers punch lines and black humor, but he's also scary. This is NOT a villain you'd want to hang out with on any level, even if (especially if) you're working for him.

"Spider-Man 3" suffered from stuffing Gwen Stacy, the black costume, the second Goblin / Hobgoblin, Sandman and Venom into one movie when any of those story lines could have supported it's own flick. Miraculously, however, "The Dark Knight" gives us (spoilers) Scarecrow, the Falconi crime family, Hong Kong, Wayne Enterprises, Jim Gordon, The Joker and Two-Face without feeling like a mess. The writing is so economical, so tight, there isn't a moment that could be thrown away.

At the press junket for "Hellboy II" I overheard a blogger from C.H.U.D. complain that the Hong Kong sequence in "The Dark Knight" was incongruous and that the entire movie could have "easily" lost a half an hour. I could not disagree more. The scenes in question are important to the story in terms of mechanics (Batman goes there to nab a figure integrally connected to Gotham's organized crime; further trust is established between Jim Gordon, Harvey Dent and Bats) but also in terms of the overall theme: where Tim Burton's movies existed in a claustrophobic fantastical soundstage gothic world, the Nolan brothers and David Goyer's hero exists in the breathtaking, sweeping and grand real world and on a global stage. The district attorney may have to quibble with extradition treaties, but Batman can get you anywhere!

I'm still absorbing this fantastic film, as I did lying in bed most of last night. The characters - all of them, but especially the Joker -- really stay with you. And the overall feel is very classy, classic and timeless. It's just a GREAT movie.

I remember sitting at the Warner Bros. lot after watching the first of the "Matrix" sequels at a very early screening for MTV where one of my bosses who was good friends with the producer gushed about how "great" it was and I lamented at what a bloated, CGI-filled, wannabe esoteric mess they had made of what was an excellent and original first film. As Quentin Tarantino remarked to me later in an interview, "Why do I want to see a CGI reverse freeway chase when they did a REAL one already in 'To Live and Die in LA?' Why watch CGI guys hanging from CGI helicopters when the 'Darkman' movies did the real thing?" Nolan's use of real stunts, real makeup, real explosions and wirework is so refreshing. Let's hope this trend continues.

Make sure to see this movie in IMAX as the filmmakers intended.

Bravo, "The Dark Knight," bravo.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Idiocracy Continues...

Once you have seen the movie you see it everywhere. Check out this commercial where a Burger King "bro" type guy shouts, "Baked Potato? A baked potato? ARE WE IN RUSSIA?!" to a Wendy's clerk: [*YouTube took this commercial down] And thanks to Don Clark for this photograph:

Fortunate


A few fortune cookie truths I have amassed in the last two years:

• JOYFULNESS WILL PROLONG YOUR DAYS
• BE ASSERTIVE AND YOU WILL WIN
• YOU HAVE EXECUTIVE ABILITY
• A RESORT AREA WILL BE PART OF YOUR NEXT HOLIDAY PLANS
• YOU WILL TAKE A TRIP OUT OF THE COUNTRY
• THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE A FRIEND IS TO BE ONE

AP: The Oral History of H2O



I have written for Alternative Press for over ten years now and I would be hard-pressed to think of an assignment more gratifying than the Oral History of H2O I pitched and put together, which is on the stands now. Few people who have emerged from the underground hardcore / punk scene have earned as much respect and good-natured sentimentality as Toby Morse and his gang of merry-men and plenty of folks -- from bands like AFI, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Dropkick Murphys, Cro-Mags, Alkaline Trio, Paramore, Madball and more -- were happy to go on record for them.