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Movie Review: Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Let's hope "Hellboy III" isn't directed by Brett Ratner.

Because the awesomeness of "Hellboy II: The Golden Army" whips the itself-above-average first "Hellboy" flick across the face with its title characters pointy tail and Right Hand Of Doom. It is GOOD.

Freed from the origin story expositional baggage of the first flick that slows most comic book franchise starters and the scaredy-cat decision making of the bean counters (hey, I liked David Hyde Pierce on "Frasier" but did they really need to re-record Abe Sapien's voice?), "Hellboy II: The Golden Army" is to it's predecessor what "X2: X-Men United" was to "X-Men."

Getting to visit the set of the first "Hellboy" in Prague was incredible and talking to co-writer / director Guillermo del Toro was a blast. What was an even bigger feather in my cap, however, was when the studio called and asked for the raw tapes of my press junket interview with Del Toro so they could use it to pitch other outlets on what a great interview he could be. Of course, since then, he's wowed the world with "Pan's Labyrinth" and has everyone buzzing about his possible take on "The Hobbit."

But I digress. "Hellboy II" has exactly the right tone to match the Dark Horse Comic: serious, funny, supernatural, romantic, charming, melancholy, all rolled up in one. The freaks-versus-humans theme is reminiscent of the "X-Men" flicks but it doesn't feel tired, particularly since in Hellboy's case (played even BETTER this time out by Ron Perlman, who did a great job last time) really, really wants to be liked, all the while taking the previously hard-won affections of Liz Sherman (again played with a restraint that makes her character feel not only plausible but totally authentic by Selma Blair) for granted.

Abe Sapien plays much better this time thanks to Del Toro getting his way with having the brilliant Doug Jones voice left in the film, rather than recorded over by a bigger "name" actor like last time. In fact, Del Toro's stamp is all over this movie, with meddling from the suits seemingly near-absent (compare the director's cut of "Daredevil" to the theatrical to see how a studio can RUIN a comic book movie by removing nearly all of the dramatic character-building storytelling elements in favor of getting to the chopped up and dumbed down "action" more quickly).

The villain (played by Luke Goss) isn't corny (although the "Golden Army" that turns up briefly in the end had my buddy Derek Daniels joking about "Transformers") and there's a nice nod to Moss Eisley in a scene set at a "troll market" underneath a bridge in New York. Like Christopher Nolan, Del Toro recognizes that comic book films play much better with good old fashioned guys-in-rubber-masks, prosthetics and real stunt people than a bunch of CGI that winds up looking like Shrek landed the role of The Hulk.

Which isn't to say CG isn't employed of course but it's seamless, particularly in a Godzilla monster movie like sequence where Hellboy battles a beautiful and tragic "forest god" of sorts unleashed on a city street all while keeping a baby safe, which reminded me of "Hellboy saves kittens," the scene I had the chance to witness while on the set of the first movie. Del Toro knows how to make nods to his favorite films without distracting the audience with too many overt homages.

As with his "Blade" picture, Del Toro GETS IT. I'm more than happy to report that fact and I'm looking forward to interviewing him and the cast (and maybe talking to Selma Blair about Joy Division like we did at the junket for "A Guy Thing") this weekend.

AP: Blood Runs Deep

Consider me both happy and proud to have contributed to Alternative Press magazine's 23rd anniversary special cover story, "Blood Runs Deep: 23 Bands Who Shaped Punk." I wrote about and spoke to representatives of the following "23" honorees: Youth Of Today (Ray Cappo with a testimonial from Fall Out Boy's Andy Hurley), Integrity (Dwid with a testimonial from Killswitch Engage's Mike D'Antonio), Cro-Mags (John Joseph with a testimonial from Terror's Scott Vogel) and Earth Crisis (the rarely interviewed Scott Crouse with a testimonial from AFI's Davey Havok). Check it out on newsstands and in bookstores now.

Buzznet Report: My Interview with Warped Tour's Kevin Lyman

Check it out HERE. There is also a written version of the interview HERE.

Thank You, Fed Ex! I Will Now Fight Crime.

The fine folks at Warner Bros. just sent this to me along with the latest edition of The Gotham Times, a "Citizens for Batman" pin and a letter from Citizens for Batman urging me to log-in to a password protected website. Um... AMAZING?!

FEARnet: Hulk Premiere!

"The Incredible Hulk" is apparently good. I still haven't seen it, or "Iron Man" for that matter, but I did cover the premiere of "The Incredible Hulk" for FEARnet which you can watch RIGHT HERE.



FEARnet has also posted another of my interviews concerning the NBC anthology series, "Fear Itself." This one is with director Breck Eisner ("Sahara") who directed a vampire-themed episode called "The Sacrifice" and will helm upcoming remakes of "The Creature from the Black Lagoon," "The Crazies" and "Flash Gordon."

Buzznet Report: Tom DeLonge, Max Bemis & More...

Last night, I covered a "Sessions" event at Guitar Center in Hollywood. It was a panel moderated by my old and good friend Jason Pettigrew (Alternative Press) that featured Tom DeLonge (Angels & Airwaves), Joe Escalante (the Vandals), Brett Gurewitz (Epitaph Records), Kevin Lyman (Vans Warped Tour / Rockstar Taste Of Chaos / Rockstar Mayhem), Max Beemis (Say Anything) and Phillip Sneed (Story Of The Year) discussing the state of the music business, touring and more.

You can check out my report RIGHT HERE.

FEARnet: Iron Man Interviews!

Check out my interviews with Robert Downey Jr., Jon Favreau and Gwenyth Paltrow from Marvel's Iron Man RIGHT HERE (and yes I realize I should have posted this a long time ago, sorry!).

FEARnet: Fear Itself Eaters Interview

I conducted a bunch of interviews about NBC's horror anthology series, Fear Itself, for FEARnet. The first of them is online now. It's with Elisabeth Moss ("Mad Men") who stars in an episode called "Eaters." Check it out RIGHT HERE.