Dave: Going to lunch in a few minutes. Want to hit me with a recap of yesterday?
Downey: Yeah I'm SLAMMED. I'd like to call you guys later in the day if I can.
Dave: Yeah that's fine man. Summer slam. Do your thing. Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast.
Dave: Slam Of God.
Downey: Son Of Slam.
Dave: Kirk Slameron, star of Growing Pains. You Don't Have to be Blood to be Slamily.
Downey: Slammy Davis, Jr. Slamhain's Unholy Passion. The Dillinger Escape Slam.
Dave: Slamela Anderson.
Downey: The $6 Million Dollar Slam.
Dave: Later. I'm gonna watch AILD, featuring Tim Slambesis. Green Eggs and Slam.
Downey: Oh, AILD? They are on Metal Blade where their head of sales is named Slam Fitzgerald. Slam O' Mahoney.
Dave: Slam Margera.
Downey: wham slam thank you ma'am. My Treo freezes and I want to throw it in the trashslam. Put on sunblock at Warped Tour so as to avoid too much of a sunslam.
Dave: I hope we get an iPhone man. I don't want some shitty slammera phone.
Downey: Yeah otherwise it will seem like a slam.
Dave: Slamgela Gassow. Alright. Gotta hit catering. They're serving grilled cheese slamwiches and Slamson's Soda. I'm sick of this tour godslamit.
Downey: You win. I know when to throw up my slams and say, "hey slam, you're slamtastic at this."
- Ryan J. Downey
- I'm a longtime contributor to MTV, Billboard, Alternative Press and MovieWeb. I've worked as on-air reporter, host, writer and producer for MTV, MSNBC and E!. I have provided opinion and commentary to programs on VH1, IFC, G4, Fuse, Current and Oxygen. I have written for Huffington Post, Premiere, OC Weekly, SFGate.com, NextMovie.com, MTV's television and movie blogs and other publications. I am the founder of Superhero Productions, providing broadcast, online and aftermarket content for a number of clients including Lionsgate, Sony and Warner Bros. I personally handle artist management for a handful of bands. "Ryan Downey has established a history of breaking some good scoops in the last few years, and you could certainly do worse than bookmark [him] to check in on." -- Ain't It Cool