Fortunate

A few fortune cookie truths I have amassed in the last two years:

• JOYFULNESS WILL PROLONG YOUR DAYS
• BE ASSERTIVE AND YOU WILL WIN
• YOU HAVE EXECUTIVE ABILITY
• A RESORT AREA WILL BE PART OF YOUR NEXT HOLIDAY PLANS
• YOU WILL TAKE A TRIP OUT OF THE COUNTRY
• THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE A FRIEND IS TO BE ONE